glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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