I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He did a backflip because drugs
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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