I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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