Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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