Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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