some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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