He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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