He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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