what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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