You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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