The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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