Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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