he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i just google imaged poop.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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