dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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