FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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