is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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