Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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