Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Success! We fucked roommates!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
