My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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