hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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