yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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