I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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