we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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