You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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