High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
porn star boner night. come get it.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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