Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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