I need help removing her.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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