and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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