Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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