I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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