how can u be prego again
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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