Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
home. puking in laundry basket.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
you inspire me to be a worse person
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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