I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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