We won't sleep together?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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