That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize