Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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