Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
stop calling my apartment porn island.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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