i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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