Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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