Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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