Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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