My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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