oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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