making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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