Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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