i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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