i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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