So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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