ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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