There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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