Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Randomize