Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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