Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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