my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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