you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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