I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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