theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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