Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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