But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I am available for nakedness
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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