wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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